Trouble on the School Walk
By Robin Wright ’22 Tragedy struck a couple of weeks back, when one of our own, Michael Burns was eaten by a bear on the school…
The Bourne Rebellion
By Drew Sutherland ’21 *disclaimer: this article is for comedic purposes only* In the past few days, a contagious new movement has begun to spread on…
The Devil Is in the Details: An Inside Look into The Gunnery’s Secret Devil-Worshipping Faculty Cult
By a Concerned Gunnery Student DISCLAIMER: This article is comprised completely of made-up ideas and is meant for satirical enjoyment. In 1850, an abolitionist and outdoorsman…
The Five Stages of Prom
By Rain Ji ’19 1) Denial “I am not going to prom because I can have as much fun at Six Flags.” You tell this to…
Legendary Rap-Dance Performance Leaves The Gunnery Wanting More
By Harry Sutton ’20 It was a cold and mundane Saturday morning at The Gunnery, when 300 tired and sullen students gathered in the lower gym…
My Experience at the Connecticut All State Honors Chorus
By Drew Sutherland ’21 “I need your health form or you’re out of here in an hour.” Those were the first words said to me when…
An Open Letter to College Admissions Teams
By Maddie Aitken ’19 “Maddie, only 4 days left!” “Maddie, your response is critical.” “It’s not too late, Maddie!” “Maddie, there’s still time…if you act…
McMann, Badger, Balben, Gritti to Start Band, “Founding Fathers of Funk”
By Sam Johnson ’19 Hold onto your hats ladies and gentlemen, because there is something big coming to The Gunnery, and it’s coming to you in…
A Guide to Understanding Your Academic Merit
By Rain Ji ’19 Don’t you just love the moment right before Academic Merit comes out? Ms. Paulekas has probably given her speech about how to…
Campus Squirrels to Start Paying Tuition Starting 2019
By Sam Johnson ’19 On Thursday afternoon, The Gunnery announced that starting with the 2019-20 school year, the squirrels that live on campus will start paying…
